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Right on time

A guy went crazy and tried to attack the Discovery Channel or something. Today. And he had hostages. But they all got out and he didn’t. Dead, da-dead-dead. He was apparently a regular pest at Discovery¬†– they even had some sort of retraining order against him. Like every breathing mammal, he had a website and there his manifesto was open to any (not many) who cared to read it. Of course it crashed under the load today. But not before this happened.

The liberals at Think Progress quickly proclaimed him a conservative, and the conservatives at Breitbart’s Big Hollywood quickly proclaimed him a liberal.

So things are exactly as they should be and we may all sleep soundly tonight.