From Albert Einstein – hat tip to blogfriend jonolan:
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity.
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So Einstein thought about sex every 13 seconds too? To quote Paula Poundstone,”How do you guys get anything done?!”
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They get some things done Pat, especially if the task involves somewhat phalllic symbols – missiles? bullets? skyscrapers? (guys, I know that’s a cheap shot)
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He, he, he……
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It was Einstein’s stock answer to laymen who wanted a dead simple explanation for the General Theory of Relativity.
That being said, Einstein was not exactly the clumbsy, bookish scientist that most people think he was. Hell! He gave his wife his Nobel Prize Winnings so that she wouldn’t contest the divorce and his marrying his own cousin!
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I remember being shocked when I first learned that, then thought okay, he was a real living breathing being!
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Yep, Einstein was real, breathing human being with all the myriad flaws, venalities, and contradictions inherent in that state. It’s really not his fault that society made him into something at once more and less than a man.
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Ahhh, we do need our mythical figures . . . Joan of Arc was probably a paranoid schizophrenic. Then there’s, ahem, Jesus.
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And MLK. Let’s not forget that one.
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Ah yes, just like JFK – those guys did love the ladies. And Mr. Hoover kept a close eye on both of them.
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Today is Einstein’s birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein’s Theory of Relative Titty.
So bad but yet so good. 😉
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Ha! It there any ‘relevance’ to your own blogname T4T?? 😆
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When people ask I always say, “Im Tat, its the wife’s Tit” 🙂
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