New quote

From Albert Einstein – hat tip to blogfriend jonolan:

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity.

12 responses to “New quote

  1. So Einstein thought about sex every 13 seconds too? To quote Paula Poundstone,”How do you guys get anything done?!”


    • They get some things done Pat, especially if the task involves somewhat phalllic symbols – missiles? bullets? skyscrapers? (guys, I know that’s a cheap shot)


  2. It was Einstein’s stock answer to laymen who wanted a dead simple explanation for the General Theory of Relativity.

    That being said, Einstein was not exactly the clumbsy, bookish scientist that most people think he was. Hell! He gave his wife his Nobel Prize Winnings so that she wouldn’t contest the divorce and his marrying his own cousin!


  3. Today is Einstein’s birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
    This came to be known as Einstein’s Theory of Relative Titty.

    So bad but yet so good. 😉


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