Oh, I meant to say earlier . . .

. . . that, for the second year, the War on Christmas has been called off because the soldiers failed to show up, which left poor Bill O’Reilly starved of targets. Anyway, those of you who did stand at the ready, you may now return home. Nice try.

2 responses to “Oh, I meant to say earlier . . .

  1. I’m beginning to think I’ll never get the opportunity to wear my War on Christmas uniform…

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  2. Actually, at least a couple people wished me a “Happy Holidays”, so we’re not out of the woods yet 😦

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