Comrades! Tis the season!

Sleeper cell?

A lot of the headlines in my paper this week are about the urgent national need to get shopping. So I guess it’s time

Kiss the children and oil up your weapons – it’s nearly time for me and my fellow liberals to pick up those arms and go once again into the breach in our never-ending War on Christmas!

7 responses to “Comrades! Tis the season!

  1. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of Christmas war!

    :: crickets ::

    Or not.

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  2. I’ve just seen a message from a 2nd cousin of mine insisting that the White House will call the white house tree a “holiday tree”, with the implied need to be enraged. I think this is nothing but one of these crazy email rumours, though I don’t think an official annoucment has been made. The only thing on White House.gov was the 2010 message from Barack and Michelle, and they used the word Christmas repeatedly. Any verifieable facts to cite on this would be appreciated.

    Thanks.

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  3. And Merry Christmas and happy holidays from me.

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  4. If I didn’t live in so remote a location, I might be tempted to put up a zombie Nativity scene.

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