As for the poor benighted souls who now consider it their patriotic duty to trample each other at the malls and big box stores tomorrow – I wish they’d consider a leisurely breakfast instead.
Meanwhile, I actually found myself thinking about some Christmas wreaths, and how to put lights on one of them, so it can hang on my new carport gate. Yikes. I haz met the enemy and it is me.
(Attention liberals: Don’t y’all forget to oil up your weapons – it’s nearly time for us to pick up those arms and go once again into the breach in our never ending War on Christmas!)