Wow. Says it all

I’ve happily encountered two young women here in blog world and we’ve been exchanging thoughts over at The Drudge Retort, Ben Hoffman’s blog, which seems to attract some extended discussions. One famous post drew 224  comments – putting him in Duncan Black territory. So congrats to Ben!

Sleepygirl and The Arborist and I have been enjoying our repartee. And this morning, Arborist posted a brilliantly conceived and written post there in response to one of those constant empty charges about the evils of socialism.

And because it’s so very good, I paste it here (with her permission). It is long, but every word is delicious.

UPDATE: Actually this list, posted by The Arborist, came from a comment at the Daily Kos. And I just assumed she wrote it, although she absolutely did not claim credit. Never assume. But I am grateful to her for posting it because it would otherwise have escaped my attention.

That damn Guv’ment has got to go! Let us start here . . .

The Teabagger/Libertarian Socialist-Free Purity Pledge
I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2ndAmendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
* Social Security
* Medicare/Medicaid
* State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
* Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
* US Postal Service
* Roads and Highways
* Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
* The US Railway System
* Public Subways and Metro Systems
* Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
* Rest Areas on Highways
* Sidewalks
* All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009federal senate appropriations -http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)
* Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
* Public and State Universities and Colleges
* Public Primary and Secondary Schools
* Sesame Street
* Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
* Public Museums
* Libraries
* Public Parks and Beaches
* State and National Parks
* Public Zoos
* Unemployment Insurance
* Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
* Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
* Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
* Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
* Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
* Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
* Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
* If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
* Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
* The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
* The government-operated Statue of Liberty
* The Grand Canyon
* The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
* The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
* All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________________________IN THE YEAR OF THE LORD  ______________.

8 responses to “Wow. Says it all

  1. Thanks for linking to my blog, Moe! I’ve really been enjoying the discussions on Ben’s blog with you and everyone else…well, most everyone else. 😉

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  2. I’m not sure why the name link is not doing it’s magic, but for the record, my blog is called Dead Wild Roses.

    http://deadwildroses.wordpress.com/

    *grins* Admittedly – It’s kinda cheezy – deadwildroses and authoring under the pseudonym ‘The Arbourist’, but it is a ‘theme’ I have going and, sadly, I’m rather attached to it. 😉

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  3. Now that is demonstrative of a very high level of intelligence!

    WOW!

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  4. I don’t know. It seems to take things to the extreme; I doubt that those on the right are actually about eleminating ALL government, as suggested here. I think the idea is to keep government doing what it’s constitutionally authorized to do; and no more. But that’s just me. I hope you and yours have a great Thanksgiving holiday!

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